The Rapture will be on May 21, 2011.Of course, Harold Camping predicted it would happen on September 6, 1994, too. It didn't happen, you might have noticed (at least, not in this reality). That time, he bought back his books if people complained to him (not much help if they were also people who sold all their worldly possessions in preparation ( Read more... )

When I woke up this morning, there was a woman in bed with me. Instead of the_original1's torn jeans and witty t-shirts, there were flowing skirts and patterned, gauzy shirts in the dresser drawers and in the closet. I had to push aside lipstick and mascara in the medicine cabinet to get at my toothpaste. It's not my makeup. I don't wear the stuff. There ( Read more... )

We don't have enough underground parking spaces for all of our employees, so us peons share spaces. This is not my month, but the person I share with was not supposed to be in today, so she said I could take the space. I decided this meant I could wear a knee-length skirt, because I wouldn't really be outside much ( Read more... )